by lalaland13/Fake Politics Writer
OXFORD, MISS — Republican presidential nominee John McCain called Barack Obama Wednesday to inform him that Friday night’s foreign policy debate now requires the candidates to show up in costume.
“Barack said ‘Great, Michelle and I will bust out our Beauty and the Beast costumes from last year,” said one top campaign aide, unable to suppress a snicker. “He’s gonna look like suchan idiot!”
If for some reason the costume was a success, the aide said the campaign planned to subtly invoke images of a black Muslim beast who wants to lock up America’s fathers in exchange for their beautiful, yet eccentric, daughters.
“Failing that, I don’t know,” the aide said. “Maybe we could spike his elitist tea with Metamucil or something.”