I believe this episode of Project Runway requires a Viagra ad.

I have some fake news in my brain, but then I saw a Viagra commercial an instead must ask: Why the frack are these commercials on everything I watch? Conan O’Brien, The Daily Show, just about everything except reruns of Golden Girls, and even then I just might not be paying attention.

I don’t get it and I am sick of it. Why can’t some of these damn drug companies go bankrupt? The ED ads are the worst, but there are ads for everything and honestly, I like my meds, but I prefer to find out about them on my own or from my doctor.

I think they should start tailoring them to the programming. For instance, if Cialis wants to run ads during the 700 Club, the ads should say, “And on the seventh day, God said, ‘Man must bone his woman. Viva Viagra!’

In short, I want everyone associated with those ads who possesses a penis to never be able to get an erection again. Or failing that, I wish to become a lesbian.

I need to go to bed now. With any luck, I’ll have a nice dream about Tina Fey, who did the best parody ever in a spot for Conan O’Brien’s show: “If your Conan lasts more than three hours, call a doctor.” Maybe she can turn me over to the other side. I should be so lucky.

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4 responses to “I believe this episode of Project Runway requires a Viagra ad.

  1. A) You’d think that ED drug ads WOULD run during reruns of “The Golden Girls” because (in theory) their audience should be older.

    B) Tina Fey would make anyone gay.

    C) Hi, it’s TheVaginaWig from Jez đŸ™‚

  2. lalaland13

    Hi there, Vadge (mind if I call you Vadge?). Welcome. And yes, if anyone can do it, it would be Tina.

  3. bebehblog

    That “Viva Viagra!” ad is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I thought I had accidentally switched to MadTv or something and was waiting for the punchline.

    And actually, Pfizer just announced huge layoffs so you may get your bankruptcy wish.

  4. AGreenEyeDevil

    Clogged arteries and worthless peen…it’s what makes a reliable business plan for Big Pharma!

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